Saturday, January 24, 2009

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Do you ever feel like ''damn, my house a lot of crap la, but if throw away very sayang wo...'' Well, we are just the people you should see... But, we don't have any hotline or contact.
We have this recycle thing every third Sunday of the month.

Yeap, it sure looks like a dumpster... HEY, i worked there!! This recycle...thing is at Taman Desa, Old Klang Road(beside the padang) where we collect all the unwanted-but-recyclable from nice folks who would rather not throw them away. And of course, you must know the difference between RECYCLABLE things and RUBBISH... Yes, we do not collect rubbish. If you think that we humans must do something to help mother earth, you are always welcomed to come and help out.

For the ladies, don't worry... Ladies only do all the sorting duties.

These are the friendly aunties/ladies sorting out papers and magazines.

If you feel like ''aiya, school give so much homework, see paper also scared adi'', you can always choose to sort out the plastic bottles or glass bottles.

And for guys, of course we must man a bit ma, especially in front of pretty women... So, that means guys must do all the hard-and-man work...

See that uncle there? That's our ironman. He'll crush any aluminium in his way, and please do not make him angry, he'll turn green...

Guys usually help to unload the stuff people bring. Sometimes it's quite heavy, and that's the time we guys show off with our man muscle.

If you really think that the more good deeds you do will ensure your ticket to heaven, you can always do like what that uncle did, bring one whole van of junks...

There's one auntie i will salute, the one auntie that works real hard without any complaints, from 8 am till 12 pm.

8 am

12 pm
Cool man...

You may wonder, what 'recyclable things' we collect? Let's see, we collect:

Make sure don't give us rotten milk and juice.

All kinds of cans.

As you can see, 'please rinse'. We don't want your soy sauce and stuff.

Including newspaper and the stupid textbooks. But porn comics or playboy magazines...give me.

Laptop also can. Better Mac.

Any clothes, but not used diapers.

Last but not least, old and/or unusable appliances, electronic equipments of any sort.

This is the picture of it at the end of the day.
And of course, i've done A LOT of things...

This is just a part of it...

Our mother earth has provided us such a nice and warm home. It's time for us to do something in return for her. And I believe by doing this we will save the cheerleader, and by saving the cheerleader, we save the world.
If you are interested in joining us, just come. Need more information? Please leave a comment here saying so.
Friends, you don't come i kill u.

If i can do it, you can do it.
Because we're just 1 big family.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

I am lonesome tonight

My dad went to work in Melaka,
nobody give me pocket money...

My mom went to Vietnam,
nobody feed me...

My brother always goes out with his stupid stupid girlfriend(sorry...),
nobody argue with me...

My friends who always say ''aiyo, got tuition la'',
nobody yum cha with me...

And of course, that makes me freakishly


I am...
All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself
Anymore
All by myself
Don't wanna live
All by myself
Anymore

We're just not family anymore!!

Friday, January 16, 2009

Loaded with Explosives!!

The year of 2009, which means SPM for me and all the fellow monkeys... And we, as form 5 students, must put in our very best effort in our studies, and of course the teachers will also help us by guiding us and giving us their advices.

You know how sometimes your teacher comes into the class,
and he/she gives you that tulan face and starts teaching,
and any tiny damn thing would just piss him/her off and start yelling...
Yea, that happened to me...

One day, the sun was shining brightly and the sky was absolutely perfect, cloudless blue. All the fellow students were on their chairs with happy faces, awaiting the teacher...
And all of a sudden, she rushed into the class with a tulan face likeAnd ok, started teaching...
And then somehow she saw some fella not paying too much of attention, and then, she startsand then, we were likeAnd then slowly leads to another dimension of how we used to piss her off...

And my friends and I were watching and watching and watching......
At one point, she was like



Everyone enjoyed themselves...
Me? Of course I did.
Cause we're just 1 big family...

Friday, January 9, 2009

Nike the Son of a Bitch

As the author of this blog, I PRESENT YOU......

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BEHOLD!!
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BEHOLD!!(Awwww~~)

Yea, that's my doggy. His name is Nike(it has nothing to do with adidas). This fella was born on 18 April 2006. Nike is just like me, Ipoh mari punya, and this dog ain't a pet-shop dog or street dog... My mom bought him from a friend.

After we bought this fella as a pet, that makes him part of the big family. And as a member of the big family, we played a few little games like..
andYup, i sure know how to make fun of him... lol

You know how we usually yell at our dog ''you're dirty, you stay outside!!'' Funny cause i can't do that, maybe it's the face he give me...I think it's because his face is so darn cute...
He just wants to come inside the house just for the sake of coming inside. When he is inside, he'll be following me anywhere i go. Don't ask me why, i don't know...
Maybe it's because we're just 1 big family...

Sunday, January 4, 2009

BYE-BYE! SWEET 2008! hello...crappy 2009...

Well, so much for 2008!!
Time for me to say bye bye to the school-exam-only-ma-not-spm-also school life and also the anytime-can-come-out friends... Ultimately, i HAVE to say goodbye to DotA, Red Alert and crab ball... Also, bye bye to my wonderful colourful television...

h~e~l~l~o~ 2009 you sick bastard...
Again, i have to say hello to the hell gate of school, and hello to the teachers, ah... the teachers, the sudah-form-5-masih-begitu-malas teachers(i mean Pn, Chia)... Hello to the friends who's gotta say ''Want to go out meh? SPM lor..'' And hello spm, you're just so... wonderful. And also hello to all the ''hey man, good luck in spm man, hope you get full A man, cause you're the man, man... amen''

I know how we feel when our parents say 明天开学啦,收拾心情啦... Most of us will be like
right? me too, me too.. yea, i know... 'Cause we're just 1 big family...

Friday, January 2, 2009

Pilot

Wookay... The very 1st post of my blog, as well as the 1st time & 1st day of blogging... Any cause of terrorism or national security threatening or whatever will be much regreted... Anyway,

Hello visitors and welcome to ahmengming.blogspot.com! My name is Ming Fai. Kinda surprise that you guys even found me on the map... Wooohooo!!!

I am starting this blog because i was inspired by a short yet true story. Well the story is... nah screw it, thats boring!

Glad to say this blog doesn't contain any adult materials or violent stuff. Suitable for 3 years and above child.