Saturday, March 12, 2011

Facebook Issues

So yea,
Facebook.
500 million active users,
it's like another dimension of largest public space in the world,
where people could communicate with each other,sharing thoughts,creating drama,showing offand so much more.

So lately I notice that there are all kinds of people with all kinds of nonsense,
over doing some of the stuff till it's so damn annoying.
Which brings me to this.
Inside Facebook, we could find lots of stuff,
we've got:

STATUS
where it gives you the option to tell every person you friended (which more than half of them you don't even know or remember) what is on your mind, to give an announcement or to share information.

So now that a status could be uploaded through phones.and yes iPhones and BlackBerry is freaking everywhere,
people could update their status anywhere anytime.
I mean that is just great because
there are just some jackasses who really wants the whole world to know about them so desperately that they need to update their status in every moment of their lives,
which annoys the fuck out of other decent people.

Whenever they enter the kitchen,
post.

"...is in the kitchen holding a wok and nothing else >.<"

Whatever is in their bowl when they're eating,
post. "baked bean with rice now X) <3"

Whatever fucking stuff they see on the road,
post. "...is cruising at 80km/h, oh wait is going to 100km/h now. Oh hey a shiny red car!"

...you guys get my point.

PROFILE PICTURE
It's a picture were it represents your name, reminding people of your face and identifying yourself for those who aren't really good with names.
Well of course that is the technical use.
It also could be used as (also widely) showing how pretty your face is
how sociable are you
showing off boy/girlfriend
camwhores
Which is still fine in my eyes

But what's not ok is

The Deceptive Profile Picture
The following is just a theoretical example.
This is how you look after taking lots of photos in your bathroom mirror from several angles until you get one that makes you look perfect.But THIS is how you actually look in real life.Another one is
The Couple Picture.
It's fine that a picture of a couple having funBUT it would certainly be disgusting to show two of you making out like it's a screen shot from a pornographic film And what I think it's the worst of all, OF ALL
is
Scenery Photo
Picture of an Anime
this two kinds fail the same amount as each other.

I mean wow! People are suppose to know who you are by looking at a beautiful landscape or a mountain.The anime picture,
yea because you totally look like a cartoon character
Last but SO not least,
FACEBOOK APPLICATIONS
Facebook games generally for me is totally fine because I don't know some people find it fun to play with friends and all.
But what people is abusing isYes! That goddamn foursquare application.
It's fine if you post it on Facebook when you are at a fascinating place
but OH MY GOD!
checking-in at mamak stalls, cinema, restaurants, shopping malls, public buses, lecture halls, canteen, badminton courts, pet shops, saloons, ais kacang stalls
doing shit
nobody gives a fuck!
Stop publicly announcing
have a more private life
and quit thinking it's cool the fact that you're doing your everyday life's routine.

I want to say something about the Japan's misfortune related topic
about how people now saying the end of the world is coming
cherish every moment of your life
but I just don't have the energy.
So all I'll have to say is
shut the hell up I don't need you to tell me to live my life.

Oh well,
if you agree with what I've said so far
you keep up that smile of yours
ya hear?

Sunday, March 6, 2011

I've Lost It..

Maybe that's because it has been too long since I've blogged,
this is getting harder and harder for me.

Ideas coming out of me just ain't that interesting anymore,
it's old & dry and boringlike that old man.

Worst of all,
even if I do have something to write,
I now find it difficult to put it in words,

like this ball of crap.

Alright ok, let's just pretend that the fact that it's been a long time since I write on the blog and therefore my writing now sucks is not true,
maybe the idea of blogging has grew out of my system?

Or the trend has already been outdated?

I mean for me it's a freaking disaster!
Seriousness is all I got left!

I mean look at that guy,
all the seriousness on his face...and his goat beard.

Things doesn't inspire me anymore,
at least not that easily.
Last time when I look at this,
1 thing in my mind lead to another
and SNAP!There's something I could blog about!

But now the way I look at things would be:I see.I study.I stare.

And go
Speaking of losing touch,
this post has drain my juice for the day.
Hitting the bed right aboooooout...





NOW!

oh yea keep up that smile,
it pleases me.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

The Grand Comeback!

Yea that's right you saw what you saw,
it's a goddamn comeback!
Well just so you know, that period of mine as mentioned on the last post
which is 7 months ago,
has finally come to an end.

As you can see I've made some changes with the title,
no biggie,
it's just that "like AAAAverybody else" is getting lamer as time passes.
Oh well life goes on,
things change.
Even a monkey understood that.

But hey, I'm still keepin' the theme,
simple and nice also easy to read and all.
Don't wanna make it fansy fansy design on the background
and the bling bling fonts
where you'd actually have to find the angle θ to read the words.

Oh by the way,
I'm also not changing my writing style.

So anyway,
title of the blog now would be
"Keep Up That Smile"
because...
what the hell why don't you wanna?!

Anyhow, it has been a long long time since I blog,
it's kind of dry and rusty and stuff,
so while waiting for the next update,
why not you keep up that smile of yours
and hope my work still keeps you entertained.


oh yea and if my words had ever offended you,
please forgive me
as I have no intention to do so.
But sometimes I do intentionally offend certain kind of people, if you're that person, take it as it is and move on. No hard feelings. <3 .

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

I'm On My Period

You know the kind of period where you are just too lazy to give a damn just about anything at all?

Yea, I'm having one of those.
Don't worry!! I'll update properly when it's over!!