Sunday, April 25, 2010

Imagine

Imagine there's no Heaven

It's easy if you try
No hell below us

Above us only skyImagine all the people
Living for today

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die forAnd no religion too
Imagine all the peopleLiving life in peace

You may say that I'm a dreamerBut I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hungerA brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one

-Imagine-

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

It's Proven

AH-HA!!
So I was right!!
You know that thing in our homes,
that people call it television,
I suspected that televisions are contrarily, watching us all the time!
aaaaaaand I have proves!!

They are checking us out.

...again

...and again

Therefore starting from this moment,
like AAAAverybody else,
watch out~~

Friday, April 16, 2010

Newspaper

Newspaper.
From young, our parents told us that newspaper are very important in our daily lives and through the years I had always been "Um...ah...oh...ok" It's a shame that only now I realize the importance of it. It practically completes our lives.

Whether it's The Star

...or The Sun

...or even The Moon, no matter.

Alright enough crap, let's see how useful it is.
Ah~ Newspaper,

We could use it to keep our tables clean.

We could use it to protect our fragile goods.

If one day it snows somehow,
we could burn it to keep ourselves warm.

Ultimately, we could use the old fashion way of spying.

And if everything goes well, we could use it as a mask to give it a backstab.

Ok, alright, let's be serious here.
Newspaper is...
Yo dude, what's with the newspaper around your head?
"Give me all your money!"
Wha...wha... WHAT?
"I said gimme all you money!!"
Oh wait, are you mugging me?
"Don't waste my time here!! GIMME ALL YOU MONEY!! I have a gun!!"
Please don't shoot me!! Here! That's everything I got!!
"That wasn't so hard was it?"
Please just don't shoot me... I won't call the cops...
"Yea... about that, I'm gonna need all your clothes"

Oh shit, paparazzi!!!

Oh hey, that's another way to go.

So, as a conclusion,
like AAAAverybody else,
we should all start make use of
The Newspaper!!

Monday, April 12, 2010

New Place, New Look and New Name!!

Hey Yaaaaa!!
Welcome visitors!!
To mingfaiyip.blogspot.com!!

Having the new look it's actually not that biggie,
but hey,
in here,
We're just not 1 big family anymore!
Here,
we're like AAAAverybody else!!

To tell the truth,
this week I am SHIT busy!!
So I don't think there will be any post,
but by weekend I have a MIND-BLOWING story to tell!!
So stay tuned!!