Saturday, April 30, 2011

No One Lives Forever

And that includes
YOU!

So there's no reason to not smile
everyday in our lives.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Oh Nike boy...

Before we only had Nike,
he was a happy dog.
He was.
Was.

After I had another puppy around,
he just ain't the same no more.
Poor thing...
but hey,
the truth is I still sayang the big one more.
The young one sucks,
that's right, you heard me.
Who gives?

Sincerely hope Nike could
keep up that smile of his
like he used to.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Phases Of A Man

Well,
everyone starts in a bubble,
for some people they share a bubble,
anyway..
every babies are the same,
baby boy or girl,

they sleep
they cry
they drink

2 years later,
the lovable phase,
where the baby sticks to you all the time and gives adorable face
4 years later,
the hyper phase,
where he'll get excited so easily, just about anything at all would turn the machine "ON"

7 - 17 years old,
the player stage,
where video games are addictive as hell and nothing else matters
Off to college,
the shameless phase,
where a group of friends do whatever they wanna, laugh hard and they don't give a damn
After graduation,
the rethink phase,
where a guy thinks back all the stupid things he had done in the pass and thinking of being single foreverForever Alone.


Upon getting a job,
the bitter phase,
where a guy will try to find happiness within his dull dull same ol' everyday life
In the 50's,
the mid-life crises phase,
where the guy is a pain in the ass for his family members

Some years later,
the disappointing phase,
where the guy's children are disappointments to him
And then eventually turns into another old man
who would start appreciating life
and tell the young minds to appreciate life too.

And the lesson here is:
Stay Happy,
Keep Up The Smile.
Because life would end sooner than we think
just like you've just finish reading the guy's life within 5 minutes.

Friday, April 8, 2011

Grow Up?

"I had a tough time growing up, and growing up isn't easy, it's not easy at all." he said."Must learn to be responsible for your action, finish what you've started! This is called growing up and that's part of life" she said."Sleep earlier in the night la! 不要日夜颠倒!" he said, all the time.






"So... growing up huh?" I thought.


"Nah... I'm still young! I have a whole life ahead of me!"




"I'll leave it to the 2013's Ming Fai."

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

PhotoBlogging

Ok so, I think it's safe to say that I have a fair amount of readers.
And review suggests that I should do photo-blogging instead of just blogging,
by review I mean critics
and by critics I mean viewers
and by viewers I mean family members
and by family members I mean my Brother!yea him.
Anyway he suggest that I'd try photo-blogging. Photo-blogging is a different way of blogging which photos are used to express rather than a big chunk of words also way more interesting. In other words, there are more photos than words.
And the best part is,
photos are required to be original,
which means must be taken by me!

A typical photoblog is, I would say very artistic;
A title
1 or 2 pictures
a caption
Well that's it.
For example:

Drop by drop makes an ocean.



But hey whoa wait a minute!Instead of doing that, why not I knock it up a notch!
For the time being, I'll try to take the photos myself as much as possible
instead of google the images.
AND don't worry I will also stop taking pictures of myself doing shit
because that is just pathetic.
As much as possible la.

However, taking the photos that relate my thoughts could often be human interactions,
and that would be the problem because I don't know, lots of people just can't allow that.But hey, this could be a opportunity for me to learn taking pictures and start training myself to take candid photos,without permission of course since most people I know all shy shy one..

How many 10 years do we have in our lifetime?
I'm gonna take a shot at this and see how it turns out!
And I hope this technique would
Keep Up That Smile
of my viewers!

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Facebook Issues

So yea,
Facebook.
500 million active users,
it's like another dimension of largest public space in the world,
where people could communicate with each other,sharing thoughts,creating drama,showing offand so much more.

So lately I notice that there are all kinds of people with all kinds of nonsense,
over doing some of the stuff till it's so damn annoying.
Which brings me to this.
Inside Facebook, we could find lots of stuff,
we've got:

STATUS
where it gives you the option to tell every person you friended (which more than half of them you don't even know or remember) what is on your mind, to give an announcement or to share information.

So now that a status could be uploaded through phones.and yes iPhones and BlackBerry is freaking everywhere,
people could update their status anywhere anytime.
I mean that is just great because
there are just some jackasses who really wants the whole world to know about them so desperately that they need to update their status in every moment of their lives,
which annoys the fuck out of other decent people.

Whenever they enter the kitchen,
post.

"...is in the kitchen holding a wok and nothing else >.<"

Whatever is in their bowl when they're eating,
post. "baked bean with rice now X) <3"

Whatever fucking stuff they see on the road,
post. "...is cruising at 80km/h, oh wait is going to 100km/h now. Oh hey a shiny red car!"

...you guys get my point.

PROFILE PICTURE
It's a picture were it represents your name, reminding people of your face and identifying yourself for those who aren't really good with names.
Well of course that is the technical use.
It also could be used as (also widely) showing how pretty your face is
how sociable are you
showing off boy/girlfriend
camwhores
Which is still fine in my eyes

But what's not ok is

The Deceptive Profile Picture
The following is just a theoretical example.
This is how you look after taking lots of photos in your bathroom mirror from several angles until you get one that makes you look perfect.But THIS is how you actually look in real life.Another one is
The Couple Picture.
It's fine that a picture of a couple having funBUT it would certainly be disgusting to show two of you making out like it's a screen shot from a pornographic film And what I think it's the worst of all, OF ALL
is
Scenery Photo
Picture of an Anime
this two kinds fail the same amount as each other.

I mean wow! People are suppose to know who you are by looking at a beautiful landscape or a mountain.The anime picture,
yea because you totally look like a cartoon character
Last but SO not least,
FACEBOOK APPLICATIONS
Facebook games generally for me is totally fine because I don't know some people find it fun to play with friends and all.
But what people is abusing isYes! That goddamn foursquare application.
It's fine if you post it on Facebook when you are at a fascinating place
but OH MY GOD!
checking-in at mamak stalls, cinema, restaurants, shopping malls, public buses, lecture halls, canteen, badminton courts, pet shops, saloons, ais kacang stalls
doing shit
nobody gives a fuck!
Stop publicly announcing
have a more private life
and quit thinking it's cool the fact that you're doing your everyday life's routine.

I want to say something about the Japan's misfortune related topic
about how people now saying the end of the world is coming
cherish every moment of your life
but I just don't have the energy.
So all I'll have to say is
shut the hell up I don't need you to tell me to live my life.

Oh well,
if you agree with what I've said so far
you keep up that smile of yours
ya hear?