Motivational Speech

Remember!You are unique!

...just like everyone else.
cause
We're just 1 big family.

Lesson #3

-LESSON NO.3-

Life is fragile.

Cherish it

-END OF LESSON NO.3-

We're just 1 big family.

Impossible Is Nothing?

I gotta tell ya,

that depends...

Well, it's true that mankind can make wonders.


But oh, give me a break,
sometimes people is just asking too much.

Impossible is nothing?
Oh sush~

We're just 1 big family.

Welcoming The 5000th

In this special occasion, I shall make it something different. We'll call it

SPECIAL EDITION!!

Why?
What occasion?

I am proud to announce that
ahmengming.blogspot.com
has been visited 5000 times!!

Rock N Roll baby!!

Ok, what shall I blog about on a special edition?
Hmmm... Tough question though..



Alright!
As some of you may know that I have been in college for over three months,
so I shall warn those who are coming in March Intake or should I say later than January Intake people,
that what I have learned throughout my college days;
the do's and the don'ts.
Mostly just don'ts.

-SPECIAL EDITION LESSON-

Firstly,
it is never ok to

Dress up like a woman trap in a man's body,
I gotta tell ya,
people judge.

Secondly,
unless there's a performance coming up,
if not,
it is not ok to

how shall I put it...
do some weird things with a bunch of friends,
because people still judge.

And of course,
never leave your water bottles unsealed,
because if you do,
people's gonna think it's unwanted.
And when you come back...

It's gonna taste different.

Not to mention that,
in college there are more challenges;
academically and socially,
but never ever give up!
Even if you're blind.

Oh yea, that reminds me of something,
p.s. telling you to be careful when you're driving,
is not teaching you how to drive, jackass.

Moving on,
if you're normal,
you're special.
How so?
Because everyone is trying to be special,
some ended up being clams.

So what if you have a casual attire?
You're the normal one in a big pile of specials;
You are special.
Remember,
you are unique,
just like everyone else.

Furthermore,
don't take things literally

or else you might just got hurt.

If you are a foreigner,
please take note,
you must understand the Malaysian culture:
we are never early.
Therefore, if you're late,
you're gonna have to squeeze with everyone else.
If in serious case,

people are gonna squeeze you to death.

Last but not least,
if you are driving to college;
car or motorcycle,
be sure that don't be too friendly when it comes to carpooling


Because it might destroy your own vehicle.

Oh yea,
also remember that
what is right and what is wrong.It will save your life.

-END OF SPECIAL EDITION LESSON-

Oh yea, did I mention that the 5000th visitor got to
wait for it...
wait for it...
it's coming...
almost there...
WIN THE GRAND PRIZE
A TOTAL OF
RM5000!!

So if you ever happen to be the 5000th visitor,
remember to tell me yea...
If you missed it, don't worry.
All you have to do is wait for another year and three months
till the counter reach 10,000

GOOOOOOOD LUCK WINNING THE RM5000
We're just 1 BIG BIG family.

Lesson #2

Ok.

Alright.
This shall be an important lesson to me.

Dear visitors,
remember something I blog before,
the one with the something something about noob one...
oh yea, it's the

...thing.

And hey, I learnt a very important lessen.
Again, I hope this should be a lesson to all of us.

LESSON NO.2

Never
ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever
call your readers or visitors
a noob.

For one thing,
people is just gonna stop visiting,
and darn right I notice something's wrong with the hit counter,
I thought it ran out of battery and stop counting and stuff.

And of course,
when people met you in person,

you're damn right they'll do this to you.

But hey, I learnt my lesson.

So here I shall apologize to all,
for I once before hurt you all.
Hey that rhymes...

Anyway, I am sorry...
to point out.

-END OF LESSON NO.2-

So we're cool?
oh come on,
We're just 1 big family.

Dear Visitors,

y=x, HOT=CRAZY

Dear readers, may I have your attention please,

oh wait, I wanna sound young and stupid...

HEY PEEPS!!

Assume that we all actually know the graph,

y=x

there is another similar graph,

that of course make perfect sense.

MAY I PRESENT YOU...


The Hot=Crazy Graph

I should explain a little.
Thy graph shows that
A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot.
And do you see the red zone?
Ho ho ho...
THAT, my dear readers, is the danger zone.
The ones that belong there,
I.... I rather not say.

And that point that's shown in the graph,
well I could assume that is someone I'm somehow related to.
You know who you are!
I give you a hint:
you and I,
We're just 1 big family.

Choices

Choices.

Hmmm... I'm actually having a second thought,
sometimes people ask me what course am I studying,
I say "oh, Actuarial Science."
And they'll say "Wah, Actuarial Science ah? Very tough oh~"
And then, not everyone, just some of them give me the cibai face thinking
'You can or not oh?'

Seriously, can I?
I'm not a smart person,
just an ordinary guy who happens to think Actuarial Science might, might suits me.
To be honest I don't see myself as an actuary.
I don't see myself wearing a suit,
doing some calculation and the big money comes in.

Yea, like that guy.

So what? Drop the course?
Even if I do, I'll be the kid in a candy store all over again.


Maybe I could take Business, just like most people.


And what happens if it doesn't work out?
...
...
...
Screw it la!
Just pick the job that needs no requirement.


We're just 1 big jobless family.

Lesson #1

HEEEEYY

HOOOOO
You guys know, that someday I'm gonna doosh.
Heck, someday everyone's gonna doosh.
Of course, nobody wants their own hard-earn knowledge dooshes with them.
And that goes the same for me.
So through my blog, I'm planning to share my wisdom,
spread the seeds!!
Which brings me here, today,

LESSON NO.1



See those 10 poor little fellas?
What? You can't blame me,
it's a mistake, and we all learn from mistakes.

I'm glad you asked,
what kind of horrible mistake did I made?

Ok, you know how when you just wanna eat some oranges, oh wait, it's a orange.
But wait, why?
You need to peel off the skin first.
But you can't, why?
You don't have a proper length of fingernails!!

So I thought, hey, there's gonna be another way,
and that leads to

Yea, it was a mistake.

So my dear readers, if you don't have enough fingernails, just wait.

Well, at least I get to eat that bastard up in the end.

And HAH! There you go!
-END OF LESSON NO.1-

And oh oh oh, there's something I said before,
err.... wait, let me scroll up first...


AH HA!!
DOOSH!!
what the hell is doosh?

LESSON NO. 1.1

Doosh is a word I made up to represent the word
die
cause you know, it's not very polite.

-END OF LESSON NO. 1.1-

I spend my time,
sharing my wisdom,
why?
Because
We're just 1 big family.