Sunday, January 31, 2010

Bedtime Story


It's almost 3 in the morning already, so Monkja shall tell you an interesting story :

amitabha
amitabha
amitabha
shuriken
shuriken
shuriken

Ok, seems that we have enough time for another story!
Gather around kids!
Monkja yet again have another bedtime story...
believe me
it's a bedtime story.

Since

(x+x)(x-x)=x2-x2=0

and

x(x-x)=x2-x2=0

We can say that

(x+x)(x-x)=x(x-x)

Cancel off the similarity

(x+x)(x-x)=x(x-x)

which gives us

x+x=x

and eventually

2=1

Oh yeah, this baby actually proves that 2 is equal to 1!!

Yea yea, I know you guys would go

So dear readers,
please do comment that the mighty Monkja is more than
just praying and tossing shuriken.
We're just 1 big family.

Adoption....... Fail

It was a pleasant day.
I saw this cute little creature by the road side when I'm on the way to lunch with my cousins.

"Omg mom look!! It is so cute!!"
"oh, serious?"
"Yea!! Just look it's face!!"
"Well, it doesn't look it belongs to anyone."
"Yea, who would abandon such a creature?"
"It does seem odd."
"Aww~~ Just look at that poor thing.."
"People don't see this everyday."
"Can we keep it?"
"WHA?"
"pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?"
"No."
"pretty pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?"
"Solid no."
"aww come on, I'll take care of it everyday."
"Still no. Come let's go, we're late already."
"allllllllright~~ Can I at least take a picture with it?"
"Make it quick."

*click*

Actually it's more like blogging fail or lame win.

Poor little Alaskan King Crab
so close of being the club of
We're just 1 big family

Monday, January 25, 2010

A New Name For A New... Hairstyle?

Ok alright fine, it's been a while since I posted anything. You see, in college there are assignments, homework, research and stuff stuff stuff stuff...
I hate to admit it, but I kind of have a little phobia about

yup that's right, the keyboard.

Anyway, recently thanks to some of my friends, I have a new nickname!! It's call

MONKJA

Monkja? What the hell is Monkja?
Monkja, is a combination of

A monk, a handsome one.

And a ninja.

Which I think it's a total different kind of people in this world.
A monk encourage the people to have peace within ourselves as well as with other souls


Of course world peace would be the best.

On the other hand, ninjas are assassins! They just go around being mean and kill people.


But anyway, yea friends call me Monkja now, you could actually call me Nink too.

So,
it's me here,
Monkja or Nink whatever, saying
We're just 1 big family.