A Situation, I Haz It

It has come to my concern that quite a number of my beloved visitors only pay attention on the pictures only and don't give a fuck damn about the text.
Here's an advise for those who don't care about the text:

"Read the beautiful words I have written!"

Anyway, during my days of sickness, I heard voices in my head, telling me to get something special, so I did.

I got myself a temporary tattoo! Not bad heh?

And I don't think there's any lameness in this post, so please don't say "aiyo, so lame..." because
We're just 1 big family.

I Had A Dream

Some of you may think, "woa, Ming Fai 5 days holiday wo..." Yea, except for 3 days and nights I've been suffering from a very very sky high fever. Very time I close my eyes and bam, there's a nightmare. All except for one afternoon, I had this dream, that I am a CEO of some company and I was sitting at this BIG chair like

And I also dreamt of me having mind wars with other bosses.

In that dream, my workers are kinda dumb, which leaves me no choice but to

But then I wake up, everything was gone. I'm back to a student, a sick student. Man, that was a nice dream!

P.S. All my workers ARE my friends.

I hope that some day my dream would come true and don't worry, I will hire you guys to be my workers because
We're just 1 big family.

Happy (100-23-17-30-6-7)th Birthday!!

16 April, a baby girl was born.

17 years later, her friends said to her "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!"

Oh wait, not you...

We meant "HAPPY BIRTHDAY YEN YEN!!"

Of course, the birthday girl has the authority to choose where to eat? Where to eat? And my friend, James was hoping she'll say The Chicken Rice Shop because he was broke at the moment. But what are the chances? She had chosen

Yup, it's Italiannies. Kind of former and some of us are still in school uniforms, but who cares man? We're still customers!

The food there was...

hmm... not so good based on this picture.

But in this picture, oh yeah baby..

After we have finished our meal, Yen Yen looked at the time and goes "oh my god Rach, our movie started 15 minutes ago! Eh, fast fast take picture!"

Therefore we took our picture fast fast.




Woa, chill la woman... Since Yen Yen not so good at taking pictures, we asked a waiter to take for us.





Ah, much better..

Once again, I here by wish Yen Yen a very happy birthday. Of course I expect you would say the same thing to me on my birthday, or.... bah, let's face the fact la, no one actually cares about me la, leave me alone!
We're so not 1 big family.

I am reali veli soli

After 1 minute and 2 seconds, I've decided to dedicate this post to my friend who participated in a ice skating competition, Annice. And yea, I didn't turn out, so "I am reali veli soli". I'm not going to say "oh, that day I don't have transport" or "ya lor, my mom suddenly say cannot go".

You see, I've been busy these days, working out on something, something secret. Since not much people are visiting my blog, so I shall reveal the secret here. I am currently training myself to become stronger, so that I can purge corruption...

in a very very traditional way.
But as the saying goes "when the going gets tough, the tough gets going".
Simple times call for simple heroes, modern times however, call for modern heroes.
Therefore, I shall be an

assassin that seeks justice

or

a political hero.
"YES WE CAN!!"


Alright alright... truth. The truth is, you know me la, I would love to go and support you but every Friday night I have a futsal match that I can't miss. My mistake also when I said I'll go support you because I didn't really realize that I was on Friday. At first I planned to go, I reach there at 4pm, leave before 5.30pm. And then I start to think, why the rush? Plus I can't really get to see you skate at 5pm. But overall it's all my fault.

But hey, if this would make you feel better, then it's fine for me. Yesterday night I played futsal, some new comer don't know how to kick, and somehow he kick until his leg got under me.

The pain was ball-numbing.
I got down on the floor for like 2 minutes, can't stop rolling...not laughing, sreaming.

Annice, I hope you'll feel better after knowing I don't really have a Father's Day anymore. Yes, you're happy, deep down in your heart, I can tell, because
We're just 1 big family.

Breaking News

Attention to all mankind,

rumors of people witness angel's arrival confirmed.

快屁问

In 快屁问, yea I mean 5P1, I wouldn't say it's the best, but it's one of the best classes I have ever been in. You guys might think "of course la, it's your class ma, you sure say it's the best la..." Yes, I agree with that, but the real reason why it's one of the best because you'll find various types of people in 5P1. Well, this is something that cannot be expressed through words, you see for yourself.

There are the ones who support peace.

There are the ones who....are.....cute?

There are friends who pretend to clean the class with you so that Ketua Kebersihan won't make so much noise.

There are the ones who are able to save your ass when the teacher says "Jika esok tak hantar projek berdiri di luar bilik disiplin"

There's a weird guy who used to witness an angel's arrival.

There's this teacher who goes hohoho when it comes to taking pictures.

There are the ones who somehow gets drunk in class during the day.

There are the ones who FREAKOUT when they take pictures.

There are the ones who teach you to be a camwhore.

Lesson well learnt.

There are the ones who will happily molest you in front of the whole class.

There are the ones who are in financial crises.

There are the ones who uses kung fu on you when you take picture of them.

There's this teacher who looks like a goat and is hated by a few students as far as I know.

There are the ones who do this when someone turns on the BS.

There are the ones who would compare sizes. (Ignore the fella behind)

There are the ones who love to take picture of people's ugly faces.

There are the ones who have notes that glow in the dark on their hands.

Man, I sure will miss high school life when I'm off to college. I think I will miss every single object in high school.... except for the discipline master, and the handphone-dilarangkan-rule, and the school uniform, and the small cutting pant that makes you feel fat, and the old teacher who should stay in their home, and the increasing level of lala.
Damn, I hate high school life, can't wait for college already. Screw high school life! I'm sure that all of you will feel the same way as I do because
We're just 1 big family.