Thursday, December 31, 2009

countdown baby, COUNTDOWN




.
.
.
.
.


.
.
.
.
.



.
.
.
.
.


.
.
.
.
.



.
.
.
.
.


.
.
.
.
.


.
.
.
.
.



.
.
.
.
.

.
.
.
.
.


!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!


TING!!







ooh, my lunch is ready!!

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Pressure of Entertaining

There's this friend I know, Amanda,
who know this friend, Choong Lye,
who know this friend, Mathieu,
who know this friend, James,
who know this friend, Jun Yong,
who know this friend, Zi Yan,
who know this friend, Sue Ping,
who know this friend,

ANNICE,
who by the way is also a friend of mine,

Yea, I'm gonna use my very own time, to dedicate this very post, for her.
To avoid any misunderstandings, I'm gonna show you people a picture of her.


Well obviously she's not in Malaysia, she's in the middle of the road opposite ginatricot, Denmark. She might look a little bigger than she was in Malaysia because apparently it's winter time in Denmark, and it is cold like Hel... I mean Heaven, over there, how many clothes she's wearing? 4? 5?

Ok, here's what happened :
Before bed I, smartly, took a look at my Facebook. And suddenly BAM!!
Annice too was online,
"Ming Fai, I'm very bored la, post something on your blog NOW!!"
"Ok fine, what you want me to blog about?"
"Eh, on msn"
After msn was on,
"Yeah, you could blog aaaaaanything you want"
*tonting*
"nah, here are my photos in Denmark, happy blogging!!"


It's 5 am here, but it's ok, because it's only 10 pm there.
NEVER MIND, I'm a very good friend. I couldn't say how honored am I to be the first to see all these pictures, so I'm gonna post it anyway.




There she is, at the land of handsome guys, meeting them.
And I?


typing typing typing...
post post post...

And there she goes, meeting more guys

(Santa)
visit ships that sailed onto the lands somehow

get aboard



conquer them

AND I??

coffee coffee coffee...
typing typing typing...
post post post...

At Denmark, sh...sh... she gets to touch snow!!
Which by the way I haven't even seen a drop~~ sob sob~~


Snowman of her own of course...
And WE?

burn baby burn!!


So there you are, this is Denmark,
a beautiful land,
filled with pretty people.

So, Annice wants to say
"Hi"
And together, she and I say
"We're just 1 big family"

Monday, December 28, 2009

New Year's Coming

HEY HOO!! New year is coming!! The Year of 2010 is coming!!
Ok ok ok ok, it's time for new year's resolutions!!

No.1
I know that being negative on stuff often annoys people and darkens the mood of others. Therefore, this year I'm gonna train myself to be positive and optimistic about everything and everyone around me.

ooh, done.


No. 2
Next year I'm gonna study in college, and my dad is gonna spend a fortune on the fees. So I'm gonna do my part, I'm gonna start saving cost to reduce my dad's burden. Therefore, I have made a look-see around the house and decided to... reduce the usage of shampoo!

ooh, done.


No. 3
Family of course!! I decide to have a better understanding on a single family member of my choice.

ooh, cannot be done.


No. 4
Environment!! I've decided to train myself to save energy to show my respect and love to our Mother Nature.

ooh, done.

Finally, perhaps the most important of all
Be gentle and humble. Because baby, that's my very own principle.

Well, this is a long term thing, so there's no saying of it is done.

Ok, so lets see, there are 5 new year's resolution, and almost all of them is already done.
And there you go, I have no new year's resolution!!!
It's Fai here saying
We're just 1 big family.
And a HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

Year 2009

Phew, 2009, The Year Of 2009,

I just want to say :
To all those who supported me in everything I do, Thank You
To all those who gave me a lift when I needed help, Thank You
To all those who cheered me up when I'm down, Thank You
To all those who backed me up when I'm confused, Thank You
To all those who taught me to be a better person, Thank You

And to all those people I hate, fuck you.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Continue from WHAT?

Yea, of course it comes with a why, it's actually a lot of damn whys. And naturally it too comes with a lot of damn reasons.
I'll tell you why, gather around kids!!

1
We are just humans right? And everyone is allowed to make mistakes. So, I, as a human being, made a mistake of going to a blind hair dresser and thinking it was "cool". Turns out, it's not.

2
This is a sign, a sign of me
supporting ALL MY FRIENDS THAT KENA NS!!


thats right!! So to all the ns fellas,
someone out there is sharing the pain of bald!!

3
You see, I'm a sincere follower of Buddha, so... yea, thats all.


4
Well, sometimes people just gets lonely, and they just need a little...attention from people in Facebook.


Yea yea yea yea yea, make fun of me all you want, there's no turning back for me already.
It's me here saying
We're just 1 big bald family.

wha....WHAT?

"Jo...Jo...John!! What the hell is that??!"
"I don't know, Bob, I just don't know!!"

"It's big!!"



"It's shiny!!"



"It's round!!"


"It's.....IT IS....."
Shut up la, it's just my head.

LMAO

No no, no no. Nothing's here made me LMAO, but, we're are going to talk about LMAO.
First of all, in our everyday life, we see a lot of "LMAO", especially in Facebook and Youtube.
But what the hell is "LMAO"?
Took me a while to know this, pai se pai se...
Laugh My Ass Off
So, it's basically like


Yea, but everyone for sure know that THAT could not happen.

Let's me tell you why,
because our giant asses is attached to us!!


See? Attach!!
I know but don't see for too long.

If people say "LMPO" which means Laugh My Pants Off, that is acceptable, you see it is because the pants is not attach to our body, the pants is outside our skin, the pants is a non-living thing, the pants is separate from our body, the pants don't come with our body,
our body, doesn't grow pants.

When we laugh, laugh as in ROFL(this is going to be another topic) which means Rolling On Floor Laughing, our stomach appears to contract, the waist size decrease thus causing our pants to drop off.


I'm not saying that we must but we should, instead of typing LMAO, we type LMPO. But it's ok to say Laugh My Ass Off because it is easier to say and it sounds better.
I'm not asking a lot here, just change the A to P, plus it's a lot nearer to O, correct me if I'm wrong.

It's me here, saying
We're just 1 big family.

Holiday 2009

Yeap, since some people insisted me to stress myself up to blog just because some people are bored and wants to read something.
Therefore,


So I asked that some people, "What you want me to write?"
That some people said "I don't know, write about your holiday la!"
Therefore,


There's a lot of things going on on holidays, like eating, walking, sitting, facebooking, sleeping, showering, loitering... I could go on, but you get the point.
So, to sum up,








aaaaand thats about it.

Want information on class trip to Langkawi? Facebook la!
Want see pictures on prom night? Facebook la!
It's me lazy actually... Sorry lor!!

We're just 1 big family.

Friday, December 25, 2009

It's Good To Be Unknown

Yea, let's face it, I'm nowhere on the map, you say "you know that Ming Fai ah..." ; people would ask "who the hell is Ming Fai", and my blog, what? how many readers are there? 9? 10?
But hey, feel no pity for me brothers and sisters, cause it's good it's actually a good thing.
There are people out there who actually enjoy using people's name and say things... unpleasant on other people's blog.
One of my friend, which I agree, suggest that they "go get a fucking life", but I say


I mean, come on, there's no difference between a child playing a prank call, ONLY KIDS DO THIS!!!

People are so piss off because they say that their image and their good name, are being pulled down from

to

But I say fear not, because I believe that if people that know you well enough, they will know it's not you.

"Speak good words and do good deeds", believe it or not, some people are gonna notice it.

If there is any of my post may have hurt your feelings or whatever in anyway,
I here by say

"PEACE OUT YO!!"

We're just 1 big family.