Imagine

Imagine there's no Heaven

It's easy if you try
No hell below us

Above us only skyImagine all the people
Living for today

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die forAnd no religion too
Imagine all the peopleLiving life in peace

You may say that I'm a dreamerBut I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hungerA brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one

-Imagine-

It's Proven

AH-HA!!

So I was right!!
You know that thing in our homes,
that people call it television,
I suspected that televisions are contrarily, watching us all the time!
aaaaaaand I have proves!!

They are checking us out.

...again

...and again

Therefore starting from this moment,
like AAAAverybody else,
watch out~~

Newspaper

Newspaper.

From young, our parents told us that newspaper are very important in our daily lives and through the years I had always been "Um...ah...oh...ok" It's a shame that only now I realize the importance of it. It practically completes our lives.

Whether it's The Star

...or The Sun

...or even The Moon, no matter.

Alright enough crap, let's see how useful it is.
Ah~ Newspaper,

We could use it to keep our tables clean.

We could use it to protect our fragile goods.

If one day it snows somehow,
we could burn it to keep ourselves warm.

Ultimately, we could use the old fashion way of spying.

And if everything goes well, we could use it as a mask to give it a backstab.

Ok, alright, let's be serious here.
Newspaper is...
Yo dude, what's with the newspaper around your head?
"Give me all your money!"
Wha...wha... WHAT?
"I said gimme all you money!!"
Oh wait, are you mugging me?
"Don't waste my time here!! GIMME ALL YOU MONEY!! I have a gun!!"
Please don't shoot me!! Here! That's everything I got!!
"That wasn't so hard was it?"
Please just don't shoot me... I won't call the cops...
"Yea... about that, I'm gonna need all your clothes"

Oh shit, paparazzi!!!

Oh hey, that's another way to go.

So, as a conclusion,
like AAAAverybody else,
we should all start make use of
The Newspaper!!

New Place, New Look and New Name!!

Hey Yaaaaa!!

Welcome visitors!!

To mingfaiyip.blogspot.com!!

Having the new look it's actually not that biggie,

but hey,

in here,

We're just not 1 big family anymore!

Here,

we're like AAAAverybody else!!

To tell the truth,

this week I am SHIT busy!!

So I don't think there will be any post,

but by weekend I have a MIND-BLOWING story to tell!!

So stay tuned!!

Here They Come! Burn Every Piece of Info, Pack Your Things and MOVE!!

This shall be my last post.
And whoa! It's almost a year and a half, and there are more than 70 posts.
I am gonna miss here.

Although I know there are not many visitors,
I sure hope that my... lets call it work,
has entertained you guys.
In some special case,
I even inspired some of you.

And to the people who motivate me to go on,
thanks, I really appreciate that.
Thank you.
But it's time to move on.

So, for the last time,
in
ahmengming.blogspot.com
THANK YOU FOR VISITING!!


Because by Monday, yes the coming Monday,
12 of April 2010,
ahmengming.blogspot.com
will move to
mingfaiyip.blogspot.com!

Woooo!!
And who knows I might change the old
We're just 1 big family...thing.

Consider Yourself Lucky!

Ok, listen to me,

I'm running out of time,
it's now or never,
NEVER!

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, female and male,
listen up!

If you ever have a planner or a calendar,
I need you to...
no no,
I want you to
clear all activities in
July and August, perhaps September 2010.
Just do it, don't ask me why.

I'm warning you!

oh wait,
no no no,
you guys are my readers!
Let me change my tone...

Do it if you want to see your family alive!
It's just one call away from getting things done,
believe me, my men show no mercy!

Alright, only read the following text AFTER you clean up your calendar.

...It all started with a crack,
ah yes, the crack...
...that tiny little crack...
The root of all these troubles...

Ok, alright, let's be quick here.

My lovely home has cracks,
well, it started with a crack.
And it got worse, more cracks, I don't know whether it's the earthquake from Haiti,
but I have a situation over here.


I even have a crack that looks like a...
what you call a 人参 in English anyway?

Worse comes to worst,
we called for a contractor to take a look see and guess what?
He brought a CRACK!!


To sum up, cracks are everywhere.
And so my dad said "Hey, why not we get another apartment?"

And now it's me saying "WoHo! I'm gonna live in a big...ger apartment!"

Therefore dear readers, you guys can refer to the title of this post
because this is a way of I, Monkja
showing my appreciation
for being such a loyal visitor.

This is the part where I want you to pay attention!


YOU!!

That's right! YOU!!

I am inviting YOU to my house warming party!!
Isn't that nice?

It's because I can't really be sure when we are actually moving,
don't know whether it's in July or August or September,
so now you know why I asked you to cancel everything in these three months.

However, you all can tell your parents to relax~ take it eeeeeeeeeeeeasaay~
Because this party,

is not that kind of a party.

So yea, it's an invitation!
Location : just come to my current place, I'll tell you then.
If there's anything you need to know or confirm,
simply sms me or facebook will do.
And no, this invitation is not made in April's Fool.

We're just 1...
waaaaaaait!

Oh yea, my parents put me in charge of the doorbell.
I'm thinking of

What you guys think?

We're just 1 big family.