Welcoming The 5000th

In this special occasion, I shall make it something different. We'll call it

SPECIAL EDITION!!

Why?
What occasion?

I am proud to announce that
ahmengming.blogspot.com
has been visited 5000 times!!

Rock N Roll baby!!

Ok, what shall I blog about on a special edition?
Hmmm... Tough question though..



Alright!
As some of you may know that I have been in college for over three months,
so I shall warn those who are coming in March Intake or should I say later than January Intake people,
that what I have learned throughout my college days;
the do's and the don'ts.
Mostly just don'ts.

-SPECIAL EDITION LESSON-

Firstly,
it is never ok to

Dress up like a woman trap in a man's body,
I gotta tell ya,
people judge.

Secondly,
unless there's a performance coming up,
if not,
it is not ok to

how shall I put it...
do some weird things with a bunch of friends,
because people still judge.

And of course,
never leave your water bottles unsealed,
because if you do,
people's gonna think it's unwanted.
And when you come back...

It's gonna taste different.

Not to mention that,
in college there are more challenges;
academically and socially,
but never ever give up!
Even if you're blind.

Oh yea, that reminds me of something,
p.s. telling you to be careful when you're driving,
is not teaching you how to drive, jackass.

Moving on,
if you're normal,
you're special.
How so?
Because everyone is trying to be special,
some ended up being clams.

So what if you have a casual attire?
You're the normal one in a big pile of specials;
You are special.
Remember,
you are unique,
just like everyone else.

Furthermore,
don't take things literally

or else you might just got hurt.

If you are a foreigner,
please take note,
you must understand the Malaysian culture:
we are never early.
Therefore, if you're late,
you're gonna have to squeeze with everyone else.
If in serious case,

people are gonna squeeze you to death.

Last but not least,
if you are driving to college;
car or motorcycle,
be sure that don't be too friendly when it comes to carpooling


Because it might destroy your own vehicle.

Oh yea,
also remember that
what is right and what is wrong.It will save your life.

-END OF SPECIAL EDITION LESSON-

Oh yea, did I mention that the 5000th visitor got to
wait for it...
wait for it...
it's coming...
almost there...
WIN THE GRAND PRIZE
A TOTAL OF
RM5000!!

So if you ever happen to be the 5000th visitor,
remember to tell me yea...
If you missed it, don't worry.
All you have to do is wait for another year and three months
till the counter reach 10,000

GOOOOOOOD LUCK WINNING THE RM5000
We're just 1 BIG BIG family.