I've Lost It..

Maybe that's because it has been too long since I've blogged,

this is getting harder and harder for me.

Ideas coming out of me just ain't that interesting anymore,
it's old & dry and boringlike that old man.

Worst of all,
even if I do have something to write,
I now find it difficult to put it in words,

like this ball of crap.

Alright ok, let's just pretend that the fact that it's been a long time since I write on the blog and therefore my writing now sucks is not true,
maybe the idea of blogging has grew out of my system?

Or the trend has already been outdated?

I mean for me it's a freaking disaster!
Seriousness is all I got left!

I mean look at that guy,
all the seriousness on his face...and his goat beard.

Things doesn't inspire me anymore,
at least not that easily.
Last time when I look at this,
1 thing in my mind lead to another
and SNAP!There's something I could blog about!

But now the way I look at things would be:I see.I study.I stare.

And go
Speaking of losing touch,
this post has drain my juice for the day.
Hitting the bed right aboooooout...





NOW!

oh yea keep up that smile,
it pleases me.

The Grand Comeback!

Yea that's right you saw what you saw,

it's a goddamn comeback!

Well just so you know, that period of mine as mentioned on the last post

which is 7 months ago,

has finally come to an end.

As you can see I've made some changes with the title,

no biggie,

it's just that "like AAAAverybody else" is getting lamer as time passes.

Oh well life goes on,

things change.

Even a monkey understood that.

But hey, I'm still keepin' the theme,

simple and nice also easy to read and all.

Don't wanna make it fansy fansy design on the background

and the bling bling fonts

where you'd actually have to find the angle θ to read the words.

Oh by the way,

I'm also not changing my writing style.

So anyway,

title of the blog now would be

"Keep Up That Smile"

because...

what the hell why don't you wanna?!

Anyhow, it has been a long long time since I blog,

it's kind of dry and rusty and stuff,

so while waiting for the next update,

why not you keep up that smile of yours

and hope my work still keeps you entertained.


oh yea and if my words had ever offended you,
please forgive me
as I have no intention to do so.
But sometimes I do intentionally offend certain kind of people, if you're that person, take it as it is and move on. No hard feelings. <3 .

I'm On My Period

You know the kind of period where you are just too lazy to give a damn just about anything at all?

Yea, I'm having one of those.
Don't worry!! I'll update properly when it's over!!

Phiboa

Bloody hell!

Don't you just hate it sometimes that the letter "o" and "i" is just right next to each other?
And the worst thing is, they can totally change your sentence and make the whole world laugh.
"WAA!! Yesterday we were playing COD right, I shit him in the head sooo many times!!"
"eerm.. ok, didn't wanted to know that.."

Anyway anyway!!
Not Phiboa, Phobia!!
One morning, I just thought
"hmm.. I wonder how many phobias are there?"
And guess what? I found out something...
so much more..

OK!!
Phobia is an irrational, intense and persistent fear of certain situations, activities, things or people.
So, let's look at some of the phobias I think it's bloody A.W.E.S.O.M.E

Ablutophobia - fear of bathing, washing or cleaning.
Yea, most lazy people have that.
what? hey!! Don't judge me! Bathing could be a waste of time when you're actually have something to do!

Aichmophobia - fear of sharp or pointed objects such as a needle or a pointing finger.
That's good, wait no, that's GREAT
if somebody you hate so happens to have this.
I mean, think about it!!
Dude, you piss me off?

Sure as hell this is gonna freak the fella out.

Atychiphobia - fear of failure.
Yes, keep them away from failblog.org
Failure is the mother of success?
That would probably kill them man.

Cibophobia or Sitophobia - a strong dislike to food.
And I'm like the total opposite of this phobia.
I know it's wrong, but sometimes I do think that I live to eat.

Cibo/Sitophobia, he does not have.
oh hey, i'm not as bad as he is.

Genophobia - fear of sexual intercourse.
"Hey honey I home!"
"Yea, btw you're sleeping outside now and forever."


Alright, this is gonna take a while to type this out.
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia - fear of the number 666.
Hell, that was a damn long word.
Ok, I really don't wanna touch anything religious here.
But all I can say is

son of a b..

The Ultimate,
Phobophobia - fear of having a phobia.
I'm afraid that I might be scared by being terrified of horrified with.. This could go on for a while.
It's like asking "what's idk?"

Somniphobia - fear of sleep
"Are you awake?"

"Fuck yeah.."

Spectrophobia - fear of mirrors and one's own reflections.
Now I know who made up the whole
"Don't put a mirror in front of your bed" or some other versions.

You look up and BAM!!

Tetraphobia - fear of the number 4.
Yea, I would say the only people having this phobia are

Chinese.

Homophobia - fear or dislike of homosexuals or homosexuality.
Those...

..faggots

Ok alright!!
LAST
but definitely not the least,
there must be!!
No,
there should be!!
a phobia called
SpainwonthedamnworldcupandnottheNetherlandsphobia - total disappointment after 2 hours of excitement and utterly dislike plus totally gonna blame Spain for missing the class next day.

Like AAAAverybody else,
I'm gonna start hating octopus,
Paul especially.