Saturday, March 21, 2009

Code Red : Economic Crisis

All of you should know that currently the whole world's economy is suffering a slowdown which duh, affects everybody. I assume that quite a lot of people are having financial problems, which means no more iPhones, no more shopping sprees, no more going to expensive places with girlfriends, no more 鸡饭加鸡 , it's a nightmare to all of mankind.

Having trouble with your savings? We know. Having trouble with your child's education? We know. Having trouble with ordering 鸡饭加鸡? WE KNOW.
And that's why we are here today to ask you say goodbye to all these problems. We are the perfect guys you should talk to!

Ah.... Fai, a name that can be trusted.


Stop borrowing money from the ah longs! High interest rate, violent way of getting money back, involved in lots of illegal activities, ugly looking and so much more...


Let Fai help you, with his healing hands and his lovely smile. Interest rate and the way of getting the money back will discuss later when Fai meets you. Don't worry, there are no weapons behind Fai's hands.
One of the biggest company's boss' wife's mother's husband's grandson, is Jun Yong currently doing very well after letting Fai help him by loaning him some money with low interest rate. Therefore, there is nothing to worry about, we are guaranteed safe by a lot of our clients.

We know your financial needs because
We're just 1 big family.


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